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my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
This way of thinking really needs to stop. Women can supports themselves just as much as men can now. And it’s not okay for men to “marry rich,” so why is it okay for women to do it?
greetings friend i am boy
if you’re somewhere dark and scary and you think ‘this feels like the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie’ then start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason. because no-one in the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie would start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason.
The ultimate survive tip
you’re still gonna die though
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
this post is out of control
Just like canada.
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
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am i the only one who is extremely fucking turned on by leviathan cas like i mean. fucking hell.. i swear, that son of a bitch gets 10 times more attractive for fuck’s sake
LOOK AT THIS FUCKER