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Posted on 24th Apr at 4:28 PM, with 593,825 notes

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

Posted on 24th Apr at 3:32 PM, with 300,937 notes

inaneenglish:

thetorontokid:

amuseoffyre:

saathi1013:

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

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a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine”

you’re my hero

Thanks to that I called it Howard Stark’s Hottie Machine while talking to a group of fanboys at the local comic shop because I COULDN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED.

Posted on 24th Apr at 3:04 PM, with 454,488 notes

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

Posted on 24th Apr at 2:35 PM, with 43,226 notes

freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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Posted on 24th Apr at 2:07 PM, with 105,178 notes
helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"
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helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

Posted on 24th Apr at 1:39 PM, with 57,742 notes

nico-hulkenbutt:

doctor-ood:




I present you: Eurovision 2013

Eurovision is the best fucking thing in the world ok

Posted on 24th Apr at 1:11 PM, with 115,815 notes
blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us
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blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

Posted on 24th Apr at 12:42 PM, with 86,542 notes

waffleawful:

2spookyprincess:

discoveringdaniel:

discoveringdaniel:

waffleawful:

so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces

like, those yellow ones

and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”

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this is why i didn’t pursue art

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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